You know, when you leave your personal life in clear view you should be able to expect people to give you the courtesy of privacy. But, since people are nosy, they might just go after all of your stuff with reckless abandon and then dodge all your direct questions.
For instance, Brooklyn.
A beautiful person...truly...a bit sticky-fingered from her peanut butter and jelly...but then...I can forgive that. After all, all thieves leave their fingerprints on stuff. Then the cops get involved and the dodge is in place because the bigger goal is to bust someone else...right, Brooklyn?
Riding that train...wearing my favorite charm bracelet...couldn't help it...they gave you the key...right...I mean...they told you...do it...or we are going to bust you and all your little pot-smoking, cocaine-snorting, pill-dropping little Hipster 'friends'.
*smiles*
Dodge all you want.
Parents only ask because they already know the answer and they want to know if you will tell the truth. You wanted to be a psychologist? Here's your chance.
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And the Little Lion Clublet...absolutely innocent...except when she is trying to pin me with her Daddy's weed. You thought I was blind and you figured I was high because I preferred it. What you didn't realize is that I know my Mom asked your Mom to set me up. They're 'best friends'. How did you think, for one second, that I was so blind that I would do anything short of having that wired conversation?
You wonder why you can't find a job?
How many times did they drug-test you?
How much cocaine did you snort with that crazy Greek Bastard?
~AC
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