Friday, June 5, 2015

The Fix...

The shortest distance between Point A and Point B is a straight line. In the case of two straight lines a hypotenuse. In the case of three straight lines?

We might as well be talking envelopes.

And what comes in envelopes?

Letters of course!

So, here is a letter.

Dear Professor:

I certainly hope you enjoy your fall from grace. Because, when I am done with you, I am going after the rest of your ratty little friends. See, I moved your cheese. I moved it and now you are left with an entire congregation of broken, guilty, but most-certainly saved ships.

I told your drunk, child-sexually-assaulting partner and now I'm telling you...

Get off the top of the pyramid before God puts a lightening bolt through your skull.

~ One of His Many Blessed Angels

PS. I told you so...watch that hole in the wall open-up...and suck you into oblivion.

*smiles*

~ AC

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