When I was younger, I played soccer with the kid across the street. He was a really nice guy-- until he cheated me. You see, we were playing soccer. I lived on a hill. My goal was at the bottom of the hill. His was at the top.
The goal was unmarked -- so he figured anywhere past me was within regulation space. But, I grew-up playing soccer. So, I knew the size of the goal.
He kicked the ball down hill, sliced it way right, and proceeded to reg flag himself...
(That means he ran his mouth...)
I am not proud of this.
I full-nelsoned him into a Yucca plant.
So, when you tell me to control my temper,
Remember...
It was much worse.
PS...He has a beautiful family, a terrific sister, fantastic angel father, and a brilliant momma.
~AC
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