*smiles*

I drowned.

When I was at the beach last Summer...

I got caught in a rip-current...spent much too much time underwater...and yet...here I am.

I owe it all to a very Brave Seal.

I owe my life to Him.

And that is why He gets LUSH.

It's my heart...sample it as you wish...

Standard fees need not apply...unless you want to donate 10% to my retirement fund...your choice.

It is the least I can do for my country.

And the very most I can do for your career.

Thank you for saving my Dad's life, too. He was surely deader than a frozen corpse when that gang-banger put that gun in his face...and said...

Both Sides of the Story...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PclPI54NvNM

Sir.

~AC