Staycation: Day 2

Well, my day began at 4:30 AM.

Made a bunch of people sick...

I woke-up to another "testing dream" which truly makes me think that I am being evaluated at a level few people ever reach.

Does she believe in God?
Does she believe in Jesus?
Does she believe in...Faith?

Yes, actually.

I believe in Tooth Fairies, Leprechauns, and Santa Claus, too.

The fact is, if you go in, go all-in.

If you sit out, stay out, and shut-up.

I've been walking the bases because the other team is pitching like chumps. I faulted twice in the tennis match overnight because my bff is pushing buttons he knows to avoid. And, I am scoring goals because the defense is just standing there...like statues...and I'm a pigeon.

It's not an opinion...it is a fact...and I work in facts. So, what am I supposed to do? Swing at a fast, off-center pitch to strike-out and make the other team feel better about their ridiculous Offense? Am I suppose to pretend that our conversations are imaginary? Am I supposed to treat a soccer match like freeze tag?

I'm a Catcher, I'm an Ace, I'm a Full-back.

I am the Defense in a Holding Pattern.

Move.

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Tiger and Wolf Meet to Do Battle

Wolf attacks: +2 Damage

Tiger sits peacefully.

Wolf attacks: +6 Damage

Tiger sits with bloodied tail thrashing.

Wolf attacks:

Tiger bites off Wolf's head.

Battle Over.

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Deeper and Deeper

There is a Rabbit Hole in my Heart
He fits there, peaceful, serene, unfaithful...

There is a Rabbit Hole in my Heart
There is a new Master of this House...

There is a Rabbit Hole in my Heart.
It belongs to me...

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Funny thing about Hell.
Some people actually like It in There.

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*sighs*

~AC