There is a woman driving a Mazda-looking Infiniti who ran all over the Grace Lutheran sign when she was drunk...and high...
Instead of taking responsibility...she was used as a pawn...in an insurance scheme...where her car was turned over for a profit...and she was given my old car in exchange for her silence.
In the meantime...the man involved in the scheme...is sitting on a graveyard.
I sent the cops to look for bodies.
You know what they found?
"This car has disappeared..."
What they didn't realize is the day of the lead the car was in the back garage being prepared for auction. And I was right on target. So, here's the questions:
Is it Murder One?
Is it Insurance Fraud?
Is it, you guessed it, under rug swept?
Or is it all of these...
Because I am without a vehicle...
And the only thing I know for sure...
Is that some crazy Meth-headed BIATCH ran into me and then some crazy SWEDISH Meth-cooker made it look like an accident.
~AC
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